Sunday, July 21, 2013

Will Walken




What if there was a movie... a movie so f*cking awesome that it was hosted by two epic actors with probably the coolest accents ever. A movie where the two main characters switch accents, and make fun of each other, but yet, accept each other as great partners.

This movie is hosted by none other than William Shatner and Christopher Walken. Additional appearances by Morgan Freeman, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Bob Saget.

In this movie, William Shatner is having a party and all his buddies and friends are there. Christopher Walken decides to help out with a 'Roast' of William Shatner, turning into Walken impersonating Shatner. This leads to the telling of stories, how Walken describes an episode of Star Trek that he 'remembers'.

This Walken story is extremely comedical... as much as Walken can be. This Star Trek episode makes its general parody references while Walken stars as Captain Kirk, and must work together with new partner (Shatner impersonating Walken) to take down an evil villain (Freeman acting similar to Khan).




Saturday, July 20, 2013

Alien: Code Green

When Earth is visited by the first alien species, which are actually little green men, and all seems to go well.



The UN is the first to make contact (the aliens are able to speak english... somehow...) and form a peace treaty. After 10 years, aliens are living on earth with humans in peace; although, even though aliens are accepted, there is still discrimination against the alien species.

Eventually, one of the alien leaders decides to run as president and gets Elected!

Things take turns for the worst as the alien tyrant decides to use his presidential powers to destroy all humans and completely take control over the world.



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Crocoshark

A genetic crossbreed of Crocodile DNA and Great White Shark DNA is created in a lab somewhere in Florida. This creature then escapes and causes havoc to the Florida coast line (Similar to Jaws).


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Piranha Bats

This movie is about an underwater earthquake that opens up an unknown cave system that is inhabited by mutated Piranha Bats that thrive only on flesh. This new earthquake opens the cavern to allow seawater in, building up pressure to explode the cave roof like a volcano. This explosion happens off the coast of California, where the nearby town becomes victim to this new horror.




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